If you're going to explore running for President you need to be vetted. That means digging through your past and making sure there's nothing there that will make you unsuitable for high office.
Normally the vetting process can be quite extensive, but we're going to vet ourselves by answering these five probing questions in just five minutes.
1) We know you’ve smoked pot, what other drugs have you done?
2) Have you ever went streaking?
3) Do you have dick pics on the Internet?
4) Have you ever been arrested?
5) What’s your most embarrassing moment?
Got a question for Carl and Mike? All questions are fair game. Email us your question(s) at: email@example.com
As part of our exploring running for President we'll be posting additional episodes shortly outlining some of our ideas for our country. In the meantime we invite you to do the following.
1. Learn about our beliefs and Vision for America by reading our Belief Manifesto at: http://damnthatmakessense.com
2. If you like what you read, support us at: http://isupportcarlandmike.net (unlike other "competitors" everyone who supports us gets some kind of reward).
3. Join in the Conversation on social media (we're everywhere via carlandmike) or email us at: firstname.lastname@example.org
4. Help take back the responsibility we have handed over. We need you to tweet, like, share, post, and get the word out about Carl and Mike to turn this from an “exploration” into a full-fledged campaign and movement!
5. Want to cut your political teeth as a volunteer/staffer with Carl and Mike? Visit our Contact Us Page and tell us what you can do.
Want more Carl and Mike? Check out our full-length audio podcast - Carl and Mike where we riff, rant and rave on politics, sex, religion and other usually off-limit topics in so-called polite circles!