Archive for the 'Philosophy' Category

In this episode of 5?:5Min Carl and Mike offer their safe advice on love, dating, and relationships by answering the following five questions...
 1. What is the best way to find out what someone likes or doesn't like about you?
2. What are the disadvantages for men of dating highly intelligent women?
3. What do I need to start doing in order to attract the girl of my dreams?
4. Why it is so easy for some to find love, while for others it takes ages or can't find at all?
5. Why must my girlfriend of nearly a year tell me fifty times a day that she loves me?
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On Sleepovers and Disturbing Truths, Carl and Mike once again are confronted with questions about the perils of relationships. Watch as they attempt to answer five questions in five minutes on everything from sleepovers, to political opposites, texting, sales vs. marketing, and the disturbing truth about marriage. All that and Carl insults dwarfs. Join in on an episode that ricochets between nonsense, BS, deep thoughts and wisdom.



1) My 17-year-old son wants to have a sleepover with his girlfriend. Is this normal, and what should I do? 


2) If I'm a Republican and the guy I'm dating wants to vote for Bernie Sanders, does that mean we have serious long-term incompatibilities?

3) So, a guy hasn't texted me in 67 days. What should I do? 

4) Is it true that guys have a harder time getting a girlfriend than girls have getting a boyfriend?

5) What's the most disturbing truth about marriage?___
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Once again Carl and Mike (also known as Dear Abby’s Twisted Uncles) share their experience, wisdom and homespun advice by answering five personal relationship questions in just five minutes. Tune in as Carl and Mike answer these five questions about sex, dating, relationships and marriage.

1. Is it okay to grab a guy’s crotch on the 2nd date?

2. My son is dating an atheist girl I don’t like. What should I do?

3. What’s the best way to spend $50 on your woman for a date?

4. Should I be worried that I’ve never had a fight with my girlfriend after being together for three years?

5. Why would anyone want to get married?

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In 60 Seconds to Live, Carl and Mike get asked the title question along with questions on banishing politicians, time travel, space travel and their best advice in 5 words or less. Tune in as they stumble their way through the following five thought-provoking questions. 



What would you think of, if you had 60 seconds left to live?


If you could banish one US politician out of the democratic process for ten years, who would it be?


If you could time travel would you try to alter events of the past?


How soon do you think it'll be before the public is able to travel in space?


What’s your best advice in five words or less?


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Carl and Mike risk exposing their soft pink underside by answering 5 questions about vulnerability. Questions inspired and asked by Brene Brown, noted researcher on the human condition in her best-selling book Daring Greatly. 

  1. What's worth doing even if you fail?
  2. What are you all in on?
  3. What do you do when feeling emotionally exposed?
  4. Can there be too much vulnerability?
  5. How do you know if you can trust someone enough to feel vulnerable?

The Power of Vulnerability, Ted Talk by Brene Brown: https://www.ted.com/talks/brene_brown_on_vulnerability?language=en

Brene Brown Home Page: http://brenebrown.com

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In Mother Knows Best, Carl and Mike answer a question about the best advice their Mother gave them. Plus answers to questions about money, religion, the social pecking order and more.Tune in as Carl and Mike try to answer the following five questions in five minutes...

When did you realize your religion wasn't what they said it was?

Best advice your Mother gave you?

Where were you in the social pecking order in high school?

What is the best thing money CAN buy?

Favorite living stand-up comic?

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5?:5Min42:Hodgepodge

This episode is a hodgepodge of questions from surviving solitary confinement, to karma, to 9/11 to  increasing one's sexual attractiveness. Tune in as Carl and Mike try to answer a hodgepodge of five questions in just five minutes. 
1) How many days could you survive in solitary confinement? How would you do it?

2) If karma works, they why are so many corrupt people successful?

3) How are you different now than you were before 9/11?

4) When does the end justify the means?

5) What’s the most effective way to increase your sexual attractiveness?


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Inspired by John Oliver’s recent smackdown on televangelists, Carl and Mike take on 5 questions about Q — (it’s more than a letter — it’s a religion) and their often talked about proposal to start the Church of Q. 

Q isn’t a church yet, but it is a state of mind.  Join Carl and Mike as they share their thoughts about religion and the tenants of Q as they answer the following five questions…


1) What is Q?

2) When it comes to God why is “I don't know" the honest answer?

3) What do you have against faith?

4) Are there any holidays in the Church of Q?

5) What does it cost to be a member of Q?


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Carl and Mike take a break for their exploration campaign on running for President of the United States to answer some recent viewer questions. They tackle these five mind-bending questions...


1) If a vampire bites a zombie and a zombie bites a vampire - what happens in each case?
—Dave Ozolins

2) If you were homeless, what would your sign say?
—Willie Baronet Homeless Advocate at: http://weareallhomeless.blogspot.com

3) Are you and Innie or Outie?  

4) What is a question that has no answer?

5) Who let the dogs out?

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Carl and Mike come face to face with their lack of generosity. Ponder teaching, destiny, and when to get married. And finally, wonder what is true about God and Mike as God as they answer these five questions… 

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