Archive for the 'Food' Category

In the OR Show, Carl and Mike must decide between five sets of either/or possibilities in just five minutes. Can they navigate their way between five difficult choices? Find out as they tackle these five dichotomies!


1) Cooler guy - Paul Newman OR Johnny Depp?

2) Thai food OR Mexican?

3) East Coast OR West Coast?

4) Best Director — Hitchcock OR Scorsese?

5) Best Stand Up Comic — George Carlin OR Richard Pryor?



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On Stupidest Questions From Yahoo Answers -- the Sequel, Carl and Mike take on 5 more of the dumbest, mind-numbing and downright weird questions sent in to Yahoo Answers. Plus answer a bonus questions for good measure!

Watch Carl and Mike tackle these really stupid questions...
1) What is the phobia of chainsaws called?
2) Is an egg a fruit or a vegetable?
3) What is the density of a penis at melting point?
4) Do you think NASA invented thunderstorms to cover up the sounds of space battles?
5) If I eat myself would I become twice as big or disappear completely?

Bonus Question: Is there a scientific purpose to butt hair?

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In Carl and Mike’s Animal Adventure we attempt to answer five questions all dealing with some aspect of animals in just five minutes. From eating them to being them, it’s all about animals. 

What are some of the wildest animals you’ve ever touched?
What’s the worst tasting animal you’ve ever eaten?
Which animal scares you most? Why?
Are you an early bird or a night owl? Why?
If you could turn into any animal at will, which one would you select and why?

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In this episode Carl and Mike share oral traditions and contemplate the sublime and ridiculous. 

1) What oral traditions did your people pass down to you?

2) Can you cry underwater?

3) In the library do they put the bible in the fiction or non-fiction section?

4) What was the best thing before sliced bread?

5) If you choke a smurf what color does it turn?

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5?:5Min15: Foodie Edition

In this special Foodie Edition of 5 Questions in 5 Minutes w/Carl and Mike, we attempt to answer five questions about food in 5 minutes. Questions include:

1) If you could only have one meal for the rest of your life what would it be?

2) If you had to give up one would it be chocolate or spicy food?

3) What is your weirdest eating habit?

4) What's the best dish you make?

5) What is your perfect pizza?

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Every day thousands upon thousands of people find answers to their questions on Yahoo Answers. However along the way people ask some of the strangest, most ridiculous and stupid questions you could ever imagine. 

What Carl and Mike have done in this video is answer five of the stupidest questions ever asked on Yahoo Answers in five minutes. Get ready to shake your head in wonder and laugh your *blank* off as Carl and Mike answer, not one, not two, but five of the most surreally stupid, totally ridiculous questions you're ever likely to hear!
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