Archive for September 30th 2015

In Mother Knows Best, Carl and Mike answer a question about the best advice their Mother gave them. Plus answers to questions about money, religion, the social pecking order and more.Tune in as Carl and Mike try to answer the following five questions in five minutes...

When did you realize your religion wasn't what they said it was?

Best advice your Mother gave you?

Where were you in the social pecking order in high school?

What is the best thing money CAN buy?

Favorite living stand-up comic?

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5?:5Min42:Hodgepodge

This episode is a hodgepodge of questions from surviving solitary confinement, to karma, to 9/11 to  increasing one's sexual attractiveness. Tune in as Carl and Mike try to answer a hodgepodge of five questions in just five minutes. 
1) How many days could you survive in solitary confinement? How would you do it?

2) If karma works, they why are so many corrupt people successful?

3) How are you different now than you were before 9/11?

4) When does the end justify the means?

5) What’s the most effective way to increase your sexual attractiveness?


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In this episode Carl and Mike weigh in on the Paranormal by sharing their opinions and experiences on things beyond scientific understanding. (Insert Twilight Zone Theme). Tune in as they attempt to answer these five otherworldly questions in just five minutes..

1) Who built the pyramids?

2) Do you believe in ghosts?

3) Ever been visited or felt the presence of a loved one whose passed on?

4) Do you have or believe in Guardian Angels?

5) What's the weirdest paranormal thing that happened to you?

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In All About Trump, Carl and Mike, like all media, are taken over by the power of the Donald. Tune in as they take on 5 questions about Donald Trump and try to answer them in just five minutes. 

1) Is Donald Trump awesome or what?

2) What isn’t the Donald the best at?

3) Will Trump be the Republican nominee?

4) What would happen if Trump became President?

5) In a head to head match-up for President, how would you — Carl and Mike — fare against Trump?

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In the OR Show, Carl and Mike must decide between five sets of either/or possibilities in just five minutes. Can they navigate their way between five difficult choices? Find out as they tackle these five dichotomies!


1) Cooler guy - Paul Newman OR Johnny Depp?

2) Thai food OR Mexican?

3) East Coast OR West Coast?

4) Best Director — Hitchcock OR Scorsese?

5) Best Stand Up Comic — George Carlin OR Richard Pryor?



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On Stupidest Questions From Yahoo Answers -- the Sequel, Carl and Mike take on 5 more of the dumbest, mind-numbing and downright weird questions sent in to Yahoo Answers. Plus answer a bonus questions for good measure!

Watch Carl and Mike tackle these really stupid questions...
1) What is the phobia of chainsaws called?
2) Is an egg a fruit or a vegetable?
3) What is the density of a penis at melting point?
4) Do you think NASA invented thunderstorms to cover up the sounds of space battles?
5) If I eat myself would I become twice as big or disappear completely?

Bonus Question: Is there a scientific purpose to butt hair?

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5?:5Min37: Bad Geography

In this episode of 5?:5Min Carl and Mike struggle to answer five questions from geography challenged people. 

1) How far a drive is it from Miami to Florida?

2) What state is Toronto in?

3) Does it rain in Australia?

4) What part of Africa is Jamaica from?

5) Where is the Internet located and is it open to the public?
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