Archive for July 29th 2015

Carl and Mike take a break for their exploration campaign on running for President of the United States to answer some recent viewer questions. They tackle these five mind-bending questions...


1) If a vampire bites a zombie and a zombie bites a vampire - what happens in each case?
—Dave Ozolins

2) If you were homeless, what would your sign say?
—Willie Baronet Homeless Advocate at: http://weareallhomeless.blogspot.com

3) Are you and Innie or Outie?  

4) What is a question that has no answer?

5) Who let the dogs out?

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As part of their exploring running for President, Carl and Mike lay out their ideas around healthcare by attempting to answer the following five healthcare questions in just five minutes. 


1) Would you seek to improve Obamacare or replace it?

2) Two out of three Americans are overweight or obese. Is there anything a President can do to address this obesity epidemic?

3) With our aging population there aren't enough Doctors or elderly care providers. How will a Carl and Mike administration tackle this shortage. 

4) Should it be mandatory to vaccinate children against polio, measles and other contagious diseases. If so, how would you handle the anti-vaxxers?

5) An Ebola like virus threatens the U.S. again, how would you contain it? 

Bonus Question: Gray's Anatomy or ER?


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Learn more about Carl and Mike's platform for America at: http://damnthatmakessense.com and if you want to see Carl and Mike go from exploring a run for POTUS to officially running, check out: http://isupportcarlandmike.net
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As part of their exploration on whether to run for POTUS, Carl and Mike share the foundation of their economic policy by attempting to answer the following five economic policy questions in five minutes...

1) How are you going to improve the economy?

2) What’s your stand on taxes?

3) How would you deal with Wall St and Banks that are too big to fail?

4) What can be done about income inequality?

5) How would you handle trade agreements?


Got a question for Carl and Mike? All questions are fair game. To ask your question(s) email to: questions@carlandmike.net

Learn more about Carl and Mike's platform for America at: http://damnthatmakessense.com and if you want to see Carl and Mike go from exploring a run for POTUS to officially running, check out: http://isupportcarlandmike.net

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In this episode potential Presidential candidates Carl and Mike answer five direct questions on foreign policy matters to help potential voters understand what the overall Foreign Policy philosophy would be in a Carl and Mike administration. It all goes pretty well until Mike drops a few word bombs...

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If you're going to explore running for President you need to be vetted. That means digging through your past and making sure there's nothing there that will make you unsuitable for high office. 


Normally the vetting process can be quite extensive, but we're going to vet ourselves by answering these five probing questions in just five minutes.
1) We know you’ve smoked pot, what other drugs have you done?

2) Have you ever went streaking?

3) Do you have dick pics on the Internet?

4) Have you ever been arrested?

5) What’s your most embarrassing moment?

Got a question for Carl and Mike? All questions are fair game. Email us your question(s) at: questions@carlandmike.net
As part of our exploring running for President we'll be posting additional episodes shortly outlining some of our ideas for our country. In the meantime we invite you to do the following.
1. Learn about our beliefs and Vision for America by reading our Belief Manifesto at: http://damnthatmakessense.com
2. If you like what you read, support us at: http://isupportcarlandmike.net (unlike other "competitors" everyone who supports us gets some kind of reward). 
3. Join in the Conversation on social media (we're everywhere via carlandmike) or email us at: conversations@carlandmike.net
4. Help take back the responsibility we have handed over. We need you to tweet, like, share, post, and get the word out about Carl and Mike to turn this from an “exploration” into a full-fledged campaign and movement!

5. Want to cut your political teeth as a volunteer/staffer with Carl and Mike? Visit our Contact Us Page and tell us what you can do. 

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Welcome to a special Presidential edition of 5?:5Min. Yep we've decided to explore running for President. Huh? Yes... of the United States. Look somebody who is NOT crazy, lusting for power, or in the pocket of corporations and sugar daddy/sugar babe billionaires has got to do it. So why not us?

In this episode we answer five, of what we think would be the most commonly asked questions you would ask us about our exploratory adventure. And we try to answer them in just five minutes.

1) Why do you want to be President? 

2) Only 1 of you can be President, how will you decide?

3) Are you serious about running or are their ulterior motives?

4) What makes you qualified to be President?

5) Why do you think you have any chance of winning?

Got a question for Carl and Mike? All questions are fair game. Email us your question(s) at: questions@carlandmike.net

We'll be posting additional episodes shortly outlining some of our ideas. In the meantime we invite you to do the following.

1. Learn about our beliefs and Vision for America by reading our Belief Manifesto at: http://damnthatmakessense.com

2. If you like what you read, support us at: http://isupportcarlandmike.net (unlike other "competitors" everyone who supports us gets some kind of reward). 

3. Join in the Conversation on social media (we're everywhere via carlandmike) or email us at: conversations@carlandmike.net

4. Help take back the responsibility we have handed over. We need you to tweet, like, share, post, and get the word out about Carl and Mike to turn this from an “exploration” into a full-fledged campaign and movement!

5. Want to cut your political teeth as a volunteer/staffer with Carl and Mike? Visit our Contact Us Page and tell us what you can do. 

Want more Carl and Mike? Check out our full-length audio podcast - Carl and Mike where we riff, rant and rave on politics, sex, religion and other usually off-limit topics in so-called polite circles! 
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Carl and Mike come face to face with their lack of generosity. Ponder teaching, destiny, and when to get married. And finally, wonder what is true about God and Mike as God as they answer these five questions… 

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In this episode Carl and Mike struggle to come up with answers to some difficult, thought-provoking questions (except Satan’s last name - that was easy). Tune in as Carl and Mike attempt to answer the following five questions…

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In this episode of 5 Questions in 5 Minutes with Carl and Mike, we answer the five following questions:

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Friend of the show Michael Kopf sends us five thought-provoking questions. Plus Mike tries to get use to a face without his beloved Pearl. Here are the five questions we tackle in this episode... 

 1) Where are the oldest pyramids on the planet? 
 2) What is love? 
 3) What makes a true friend? 
 4) How does one know when a relationship has run its course? 
 5) How close are we to the age of Star Trek? 
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