Archive for June 29th 2015

In this episode we answer some fairly deep questions in our usual shallow way! Think along for yourself as Carl and Mike answer...

1) What's the difference between living and existing?
2) What do you need and what can you do without ?
3) Are you good with change or do you fight it?
4) What makes you happy?
5) Do you speak your mind or hold things in? And why?
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In this episode Carl and Mike share oral traditions and contemplate the sublime and ridiculous. 

1) What oral traditions did your people pass down to you?

2) Can you cry underwater?

3) In the library do they put the bible in the fiction or non-fiction section?

4) What was the best thing before sliced bread?

5) If you choke a smurf what color does it turn?

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5?:5Min15: Foodie Edition

In this special Foodie Edition of 5 Questions in 5 Minutes w/Carl and Mike, we attempt to answer five questions about food in 5 minutes. Questions include:

1) If you could only have one meal for the rest of your life what would it be?

2) If you had to give up one would it be chocolate or spicy food?

3) What is your weirdest eating habit?

4) What's the best dish you make?

5) What is your perfect pizza?

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In this edition of 5?:5Min, we answer five Would You Rather scenarios. 

1) Would you rather have the superpower to be invisible or able to read minds?

2) Would you rather be three feet tall or eight feet tall?

3) Would you rather end hunger or hatred?

4) Would you rather give up your computer or your pet?

5) Would you rather wake up with a different face, but same gender, or different gender  but same face?

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Quora is a popular question and answer website where you can ask any question from real people with first hand experience or answer questions and become known as an expert in your field of expertise.

We picked five recent questions from Quora to answer in just five minutes. The questions are…

1) Is President Obama a socialist- why or why not?

2) Will church of Scientology lose its tax exemption after the HBO Going Clear documentary? Should it?

3) Is Trevor Noah the best person to host the Daily Show?

4) What's your favorite advertisement?

5) What movie should I watch over and over again?

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Carl and Mike tackle the following five thought-provoking questions including some from the Nightly Show's #KeepIt100 segment that we couldn't fit into our Special Keep It #100 Edition of 5?:5Min. 

1) If your child murdered someone you really don't like, do you try to cover it up?

2) Do you play the lottery? Why or why not?

3) Do you think society is too involved in parenting children?

4) Does putting overweight woman on magazine covers increase social equality or encourage obesity?

5) You have a choice - guaranteed million dollars or 50% chance at 100 million dollars. Which do you choose and why?

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In this special video of 5 Questions in 5 Minutes video we #Keepit100 by answering questions asked by Larry Wilmore host of The Nightly Show during his Keep It 100 segment.

Keep It 100 means being totally honest, 100% real with your answer. 

Here are the five questions we Keep it 100 with in five minutes:

1) Only allowed one child and you can decide if it's a boy or girl, which do you choose and why?

2) If your child could be the next Michael Jordan or the next Michael deGrasse Tyson, Who would you choose?

3) You have a chance to get rid of sexism or Islamic phobia, but the one you don't get rid of gets stronger. Which do you choose?

4) You have one young child, and you have to put them up for adoption. What race would you choose to raise your child and it can't be your own? 

5) If your dog, who you love dearly, and a stranger you don't know are drowning, and you only have time to save one, which one do you save?

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In this episode questions run from the absurd to the irritating to the whacked —as in tallywhackers!
Listen in as Carl and Mike answer these five questions…

1) If a word was misspelled in the dictionary how would you know?

2) You're on a psychotic killing spree, what music is playing in the background?

3) If you were a dog, what breed of dog would you be?

4) What irritates you about other people and how do you deal with it?

5) Tallywackers, a male version of Hooters, opened in Texas, will it attract more men or women?


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On this episode we answer the five following questions:
1) If you could witness any event past, present or future what would it be?
2) Which celebrity do you get mistaken for?
3) What did you do growing up that got you into trouble?
4) What’s your most played song in iTunes?
5) Star Wars or Star Trek?
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Every day thousands upon thousands of people find answers to their questions on Yahoo Answers. However along the way people ask some of the strangest, most ridiculous and stupid questions you could ever imagine. 

What Carl and Mike have done in this video is answer five of the stupidest questions ever asked on Yahoo Answers in five minutes. Get ready to shake your head in wonder and laugh your *blank* off as Carl and Mike answer, not one, not two, but five of the most surreally stupid, totally ridiculous questions you're ever likely to hear!
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