Archive for the 'Weird' Category

Carl and Mike take on a new batch of questions from a group of tortured souls seeking guidance, wisdom and advice in dealing with personal relationships. Join Carl and Mike as they attempt to answer the following five questions in just five minutes. 

1) If you kill your husband are you still considered a widow?

2) Am I ugly because I have a small butt?

3) Why do I get so angry with my husband over literally nothing. Like even when he’s being nice to me?

4) My son is 17 and showers with his clothes on and then uses a hairdryer to dry them off while still wearing them? What can I do?

5) What’s your tip for asking out a girl for the first time?  I’m 17 and never done it before.

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Carl and Mike try to fill the void left by the departures of Ann Landers and Dear Abby, by answering the following five personal and relationship questions in just five minutes. 

How can I tell if my masseuse is making a pass at me?

What are the secrets to being likable?

Im married but constantly thinking about a younger guy I came across a year ago. My husband is a nice devoted man. What should I do?

Am I wasting my time by having a friend with benefits?


My boyfriend won’t forgive me and he won’t leave me? What’s up with that?

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In 60 Seconds to Live, Carl and Mike get asked the title question along with questions on banishing politicians, time travel, space travel and their best advice in 5 words or less. Tune in as they stumble their way through the following five thought-provoking questions. 



What would you think of, if you had 60 seconds left to live?


If you could banish one US politician out of the democratic process for ten years, who would it be?


If you could time travel would you try to alter events of the past?


How soon do you think it'll be before the public is able to travel in space?


What’s your best advice in five words or less?


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On a recent episode of The Ellen Show, Ellen interviewed Bernie Sanders by asking him several questions designed to loosen Bernie up. Candidates often go on talk shows like this to show their more human, playful side. Well since we're exploring running for President and Ellen didn't call us, we've decided to answer five of the questions she asked Bernie to show OUR human side. And to answer them in just five minutes. Tune in as we answer the following five questions...

1) If you had to be stranded on a desert island with one Republican candidate who would it be?

2) If you were at a karaoke bar and had one song to sing, what would it be? 

3) If you were a flavor of Ben and Jerrys ice cream what would it be?

4) Have you ever been in handcuffs?

5) What did you want to be when you were a kid?

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Carl and Mike put on their prognisticator hats on and make 5 predictions in five minutes. Tune in as Carl and Mike answer these 5 questions. 

Who will come out of the Democratic debate as the winner?

What year will driverless cars outnumber regular cars?

More likely to happen Trump wins Republican nomination or Sanders winning the Democratic nomination?

Ever have someone predict your future accurately?

Who will be Time magazines person of the year for 2015? 

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5?:5Min42:Hodgepodge

This episode is a hodgepodge of questions from surviving solitary confinement, to karma, to 9/11 to  increasing one's sexual attractiveness. Tune in as Carl and Mike try to answer a hodgepodge of five questions in just five minutes. 
1) How many days could you survive in solitary confinement? How would you do it?

2) If karma works, they why are so many corrupt people successful?

3) How are you different now than you were before 9/11?

4) When does the end justify the means?

5) What’s the most effective way to increase your sexual attractiveness?


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In this episode Carl and Mike weigh in on the Paranormal by sharing their opinions and experiences on things beyond scientific understanding. (Insert Twilight Zone Theme). Tune in as they attempt to answer these five otherworldly questions in just five minutes..

1) Who built the pyramids?

2) Do you believe in ghosts?

3) Ever been visited or felt the presence of a loved one whose passed on?

4) Do you have or believe in Guardian Angels?

5) What's the weirdest paranormal thing that happened to you?

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On Stupidest Questions From Yahoo Answers -- the Sequel, Carl and Mike take on 5 more of the dumbest, mind-numbing and downright weird questions sent in to Yahoo Answers. Plus answer a bonus questions for good measure!

Watch Carl and Mike tackle these really stupid questions...
1) What is the phobia of chainsaws called?
2) Is an egg a fruit or a vegetable?
3) What is the density of a penis at melting point?
4) Do you think NASA invented thunderstorms to cover up the sounds of space battles?
5) If I eat myself would I become twice as big or disappear completely?

Bonus Question: Is there a scientific purpose to butt hair?

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Carl and Mike take a break for their exploration campaign on running for President of the United States to answer some recent viewer questions. They tackle these five mind-bending questions...


1) If a vampire bites a zombie and a zombie bites a vampire - what happens in each case?
—Dave Ozolins

2) If you were homeless, what would your sign say?
—Willie Baronet Homeless Advocate at: http://weareallhomeless.blogspot.com

3) Are you and Innie or Outie?  

4) What is a question that has no answer?

5) Who let the dogs out?

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In this episode Carl and Mike struggle to come up with answers to some difficult, thought-provoking questions (except Satan’s last name - that was easy). Tune in as Carl and Mike attempt to answer the following five questions…

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