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In this episode of 5?:5Min Carl and Mike offer their safe advice on love, dating, and relationships by answering the following five questions...
 1. What is the best way to find out what someone likes or doesn't like about you?
2. What are the disadvantages for men of dating highly intelligent women?
3. What do I need to start doing in order to attract the girl of my dreams?
4. Why it is so easy for some to find love, while for others it takes ages or can't find at all?
5. Why must my girlfriend of nearly a year tell me fifty times a day that she loves me?
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Carl and Mike take on 5 new questions about love, sex and relationships, including an attempt to outline the rules for keeping a women happy. It's another dive into the deep waters without a net. Tune in as Carl and Mike tackle these five questions...

1) Is it OK for my girlfriend to sleep in a bed with her male friend?
2) How do you deal with rejection from a friend after asking them out?
3) I see the most beautiful woman walking towards me. Should I tell her how beautiful she is?
4) I asked a boy out and he said he only dates "bad b*tches," how do I become better at this?
5) What are the rules of keeping a woman happy?

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On Sleepovers and Disturbing Truths, Carl and Mike once again are confronted with questions about the perils of relationships. Watch as they attempt to answer five questions in five minutes on everything from sleepovers, to political opposites, texting, sales vs. marketing, and the disturbing truth about marriage. All that and Carl insults dwarfs. Join in on an episode that ricochets between nonsense, BS, deep thoughts and wisdom.



1) My 17-year-old son wants to have a sleepover with his girlfriend. Is this normal, and what should I do? 


2) If I'm a Republican and the guy I'm dating wants to vote for Bernie Sanders, does that mean we have serious long-term incompatibilities?

3) So, a guy hasn't texted me in 67 days. What should I do? 

4) Is it true that guys have a harder time getting a girlfriend than girls have getting a boyfriend?

5) What's the most disturbing truth about marriage?___
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Once again Carl and Mike (also known as Dear Abby’s Twisted Uncles) share their experience, wisdom and homespun advice by answering five personal relationship questions in just five minutes. Tune in as Carl and Mike answer these five questions about sex, dating, relationships and marriage.

1. Is it okay to grab a guy’s crotch on the 2nd date?

2. My son is dating an atheist girl I don’t like. What should I do?

3. What’s the best way to spend $50 on your woman for a date?

4. Should I be worried that I’ve never had a fight with my girlfriend after being together for three years?

5. Why would anyone want to get married?

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In Respect the Restraint Carl and Mike grapple with questions from the traditional age old how do you let down a guy easy to the more modern couples with restraining orders against each other. Love and relationships are a minefield and Carl and Mike do their best to defuse the charges! Tune in as they try to answer these five questions in five minutes...


1. What’s the coolest way to handle a man hitting on your girlfriend/wife?

2. How do you tell a guy that you don’t like him without hurting his feelings?

3. I’m a straight guy that’s fallen head over heels for a lesbian girl. What’s the most sensible thing to do now?

4. My husband and I have restraining orders against each other. Yet I miss him terribly. What should I do?

5. How do I stop worrying about what other people think?

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Carl and Mike take on a new batch of questions from a group of tortured souls seeking guidance, wisdom and advice in dealing with personal relationships. Join Carl and Mike as they attempt to answer the following five questions in just five minutes. 

1) If you kill your husband are you still considered a widow?

2) Am I ugly because I have a small butt?

3) Why do I get so angry with my husband over literally nothing. Like even when he’s being nice to me?

4) My son is 17 and showers with his clothes on and then uses a hairdryer to dry them off while still wearing them? What can I do?

5) What’s your tip for asking out a girl for the first time?  I’m 17 and never done it before.

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Carl and Mike try to fill the void left by the departures of Ann Landers and Dear Abby, by answering the following five personal and relationship questions in just five minutes. 

How can I tell if my masseuse is making a pass at me?

What are the secrets to being likable?

Im married but constantly thinking about a younger guy I came across a year ago. My husband is a nice devoted man. What should I do?

Am I wasting my time by having a friend with benefits?


My boyfriend won’t forgive me and he won’t leave me? What’s up with that?

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In 60 Seconds to Live, Carl and Mike get asked the title question along with questions on banishing politicians, time travel, space travel and their best advice in 5 words or less. Tune in as they stumble their way through the following five thought-provoking questions. 



What would you think of, if you had 60 seconds left to live?


If you could banish one US politician out of the democratic process for ten years, who would it be?


If you could time travel would you try to alter events of the past?


How soon do you think it'll be before the public is able to travel in space?


What’s your best advice in five words or less?


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Carl and Mike risk exposing their soft pink underside by answering 5 questions about vulnerability. Questions inspired and asked by Brene Brown, noted researcher on the human condition in her best-selling book Daring Greatly. 

  1. What's worth doing even if you fail?
  2. What are you all in on?
  3. What do you do when feeling emotionally exposed?
  4. Can there be too much vulnerability?
  5. How do you know if you can trust someone enough to feel vulnerable?

The Power of Vulnerability, Ted Talk by Brene Brown: https://www.ted.com/talks/brene_brown_on_vulnerability?language=en

Brene Brown Home Page: http://brenebrown.com

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Although we're exploring running for President (see our Platform for America at:  http://damnthatmakessense.com) we weren't invited to the recent Republican debate. Never fear, we've taken five key questions or ideologies from the debate and answered them here in five minutes (more or less -- accent on the more).

Tune in as we respond to the GOP ideology by answering the five following questions...

1) What's your greatest weakness?

2) 10% flat tax will skyrocket the deficit how would you make the numbers work?

3) How do you explain that your tax plan is similar to Ted Cruz?

4) Should the retirement age be raised to keep social security solvent?

5) Republicans argue that government rarely works better than the private sector. Hence the need to make govt as small as possible. Why are they wrong?

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